Laws of Life : Some Interesting Quotes

clipped from www.neatorama.com The Murphy Philosophy: "Smile. Tomorrow will be worse." Baruch’s Observation: "If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Lowe’s Law: Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view. Todd’s Law: "All things being equal, you lose." Vac’s Conundrum: "When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal." The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences: "Whoever has the gold makes the rules." Green’s Law of Debate: "Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about." Ginsberg’s Theorem: 1. You can’t win. 2. You can’t break even. 3. You can’t even quit the game. Helen’s Law: "There is no time like the present to procrastinate." The Queue Principle: "The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line." Zappa’s Law: "There are two things on Earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity." Issawi’s Law of Progress: "A shortcut is the longest distance between two points."