Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

• You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
• Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
• An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
• It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
• A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
• All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
• A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.
• If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.