Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

  • You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
  • Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
  • An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
  • It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
  • A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
  • All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
  • A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.
  • If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

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